We’re not even sure what to make of this…
Al Reynolds, a washed up Wall Streeter who was once married to washed up talk show host Star Jones, took to YouTube yesterday in an attempt to share the “real” Reynolds. Or, as he puts it, “The Al Reynolds You Don’t Know.” Did we ask?
Far too self-important to speak into the camera – so pedestrian! – Reynolds instead speaks with a journalist, who asks the hard-hitting, tabloid ready questions, like “Are you gay?” The answer, of course, is a long-winded, tortuous and overly prepared “no.” It begins thusly:
I am not a homosexual. But the thing is, it’s really weird to me – and it’s kind of upsetting to me that that’s where people would go as it relates to my sexuality. Because this has affected my professional life. This has affected my personal life. And if anyone knew the damage that it has caused me, they would understand why I’m very aggressive about this. But it’s okay because I’m learning from this whole experience. And hopefully I’ll grow from it. But I can tell you probably why…
He then rambles into what we guess is an explanation of why people think he’s a homo. A short rundown: his Southern roots gave him a sense of style; his mother was a stickler for cleanliness – then he breaks off into some tangent about working on Wall Street and integrity and blah, blah, blah.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Basically, Reynolds, this is weird and confusing and we’re not sure what – or who – possessed you to release an entire series of videos, but it’s so queer, we don’t even know where to begin. Also, your video editor sucks. How many goddamn takes did you have to do in order to splice that rubbish together?
Anyway, readers, if you’re interested, you can find the rest of Reynold’s “not gay” bullshit declaration after the jump.
I am not a homosexual. But the thing is, it’s really weird to me – and it’s kind of upsetting to me that that’s where people would go as it relates to my sexuality. Because this has affected my professional life. This has affected my personal life. And if anyone knew the damage that it has caused me, they would understand why I’m very aggressive about this. But it’s okay because I’m learning from this whole experience. And hopefully I’ll grow from it. But I can tell you probably why…
Look at me. I take very care in my clothes. I dress nice. I’m from the South. We used to dress up to go to church. My mother had six kids. We used to have to line up before we left the house to go to church. It was very important that we were dressed nice. That our shoes were clean, that our hair was combed, that our teeth were brushed. That we presented ourselves as a Reynolds, because that’s what we were. And I kind of transport that into my adult life. So when you see me out, I’m gonna be immaculate. I’m gonna be clean. I’m gonna dress nice. I’m gonna look good. You know some people, they call that kind of soft. Okay. I’ve been called soft before and that’s okay. Some people, as of late, call that metrosexual. I can live with it. Cause it’s not gonna stop. Every time I go to an event, I’m gonna look my best. My mother used to tell me that you look cleaner than the board of health, and I used to say to her ‘ all right that means my job is done. That means I got the okay to leave.’
“See we’ve got to separate the gossip from the facts and that’s why I’m doing this interview. I worked ten years on Wall Street. I managed multi-millionaire accounts for ten years. I did that before I met Star, so for anyone to try to like, you know, discredit my credibility and integrity, it’s one of the reasons why I’m talking. You know? I teach kids at a university on a university level. I have a doctorate degree that I’m working on. This is all things that, you know, it trumps the gossip because it’s the truth, and nothing trumps it better than the truth.”
Thom
Who even cares about him or his ex? I hope that he isn’t gay; that will be one less dip shit to deal with.
Darth Paul
BATTYBOY
CHURCHILL-Y
OMG, we have a rabid Jamaican amongst us #2.
To all of those who do not know look up the word that he has written usually its only uttered before putting a bullet through someones head or slicing a victim with a Machete.
Anyways I’m so glad this fugly made it clear that he’s not one of us.(: I’m starting to believe that there is a God. Hetero girls you can most def have him come to think of it you can have many others like him………..If only they renounce their homosexuality our community would be better off(rid of a cancer,you know who I’m talking about)but one can only dream and hope.
Woof
KAH-WEEEEEN
ajax
If being percieved as gay has a tremendously bad affect on Mr. Reynold’s professional and personal life, perhaps he should quit whining, recognize the basic injustice of it all, and speak out for equality.
Oh, wait. It takes a man to stand up and get the world to respect him regardless of his sexual orientation, not a heterosexual. My bad.
Darth Paul
“usually its only uttered before putting a bullet through someones head or slicing a victim with a Machete.”
Oh, the logorrhea…
KJ
Oh my gosh! He forgot to ask if anyone cared?
mark
It’s not cuz your Momma dressed you funny, it’s cuz you married STAR JONES….that’s why we think you’re gay.
RPCV
Reynolds’ sexuality is traumatic to him. He’s black and blacks are homophobes. He couldn’t live with himself if he thought he was gay.
It must really be traumatic for blacks to be gay. First, they’re black. That’s strike number one, with all of the adversity/discrimination/crime/poverty they contend with. And then, second, to be queer, and all the trauma associated with that… Must just be horrendous to be black and gay……
reikimaster
Ms AL is joking. I could have sworn we all saw him as a regular at the NYC’s bar TOwnhouse back in the days, Okay Ms Al. You are not gay.. whatever. Liberace wasn’t either and he actually won a lawsuit over that. go figure. GO Star!!!!
bob
He should have just said in the video “I’m not queer” and then given a “z snap”
MMhhmm
Phoenix (the Short one, not the Pale one)
Churchy,
hetero girls don’t want him either.
CitizenGeek
Please, please, please ban those racist dolts RPCV and Churchill-y! Please! I know – freedom of speech and all, but the obscene and disgusting racist comments made by those two totally and completely undermine the consistent calls for acceptance by this blogs. Also, it completely undermines the intelligent and articulate posts made by the good members. So, please, do away with them!
RPCV
CitizenGeek: Churchy and I are expressing our opinions, just like you do. How do our comments “undermine the intelligent and articulate posts made by the good members?” That’s YOUR subjective opinion. On what basis do you conclude that other posters are any more intelligent or articulate than Chuchy’s and mine? What makes our comments not reflective of “good members” and what makes YOUR comments reflective of “good members?” Perhaps if you disagree with the diversity of opinions expressed on the blog you should take your business elsewhere!!