Young Joe Biden.
And Young Justin Trudeau.
Both, so easy on the eyes.
Both dripping with charisma — and sex appeal.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
But only one can be hotter.
Only one will be hotter.
And the choice is yours.
First, there’s young Justin Trudeau:
good morning to everyone, especially young Justin Trudeau pic.twitter.com/huNoGXIknz
— Yodit Denu (@DenuIn_ItRight) February 26, 2017
Then, there’s young Joe Biden:
Young Joe Biden may be hot but he looks like he buys a gram for $20 pic.twitter.com/dl2jZFRkvZ
— Goth Cthulhu (@SydTheSpook) March 1, 2017
Then, once again, Young Justin Trudeau:
Young Justin Trudeau could run me over with a semi and I'd say thank you pic.twitter.com/oVDwWuQEio
— Sarah Leckwatch (@SarahLeckwatch) February 28, 2017
Not to be outdone, here’s comes Young Joe Biden again:
So Justin Trudeau starts playing dirty and unbuttons his shirt:
Oh hello young Justin Trudeau ??????? pic.twitter.com/tEHYNfEVU9
— Sav (@PhuckYou_) February 21, 2017
This inspires Young Joe Biden to lose his shirt altogether and brandish an adorable baby:
Young Justin Trudeau ultimately takes the high road, showing you he doesn’t need to resort to cheap tricks to make you think he’s hotter than Young Joe Biden:
y'all tf young justin trudeau was so hot pic.twitter.com/k5MWBTVOPk
— jenna (@jennabtsta) February 26, 2017
Young Gerald Ford walks in, flicks back his hair like he doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing, and is all, “Oh, hey, what’cha guys talkin’ about?”
As if on cue, Young John McCain materializes on the scene to say, “I think you guys are really immature,” but so then why is he flexing?
And it’s cute but also a little sad when Young Joe Biden is like, “Remember me? This was supposed to be between me and Trudeau.”
@NDW3RHS @kathleenmcgwire Young Joe Biden, even as VP he wins #mvp pic.twitter.com/J1Cq0L1GcB
— Natalie Sinclair (@N_Sinclair) February 3, 2017
And right about then is when everyone decides to get back to work for some reason.
@PressSec @nytimes Mr. Spicer, I beg to differ. Donald Trump HAS been known to wear a robe. https://t.co/it9lyTZ9TR pic.twitter.com/IXS6IYiZFD
— MAJXMADRE (@MOORGANG_maj) February 7, 2017
Related: This revealing picture of Justin Trudeau has gone viral for all the right reasons
ChrisK
I’ll take the Justin Trudeau today. You guys can live in fantasy. Oh wait.
1EqualityUSA
Joe Biden has it. The Canadian needs to keep his hair short, lest he is confused with one of Charlie’s Angels. Trump, scantily clad on his daughter’s bed (?) ew. McCain, it’s too difficult to separate what he had become later in life to appreciate him in his youth. Joe Biden has it.
Frank
Mr. Vice President can get it ALL day and night…younger or older…it does not matter
Ksb1978
Neither.
crowebobby
Which tastes better? Kobe beef or real hot fudge? Joe’s a boy you’d take home to mother, Justin (looks like) a boy you’d get to do behind a sand dune in the pines . . . if the gods smiled down on you just once.
stadacona
Justin Trudeau is NOT attractive AT ALL. Biden was very handsome.
Jack Meoff
Trudeau hands down. Biden looks a little uptight even when he was young.
JessPH
I pick Joe Biden.
Young Tim Kaine looks fine too.
BriBri
Straight boys=dirty holes.
Mykey
I thought I was the only one! LOL!
BGinBigD
I’d do either of ’em!
radiooutmike
I pick both, but Biden has it in my end.
captainburrito
Trump made me lose my appetite.
charlie_jackpot
Biden in the red shirt, topping Trudeau in the blue
DuMaurier
I guess young Trudeau is ‘hotter’, but he looks too much like he knows it, so I take the less self-consciously sensual young Biden. Now, if you ask about NOW, it’s Trudeau by ten million country miles.
MediaGuy
No doubt, Biden. Too bad he’s such a douche. Young, DUMB and full of …
Mmmrrrggglll
Definitely young Joe Biden. Mmm mmh.
John
Comparing apples to oranges. Trudeau is (currently) a leader, while Biden is not, nor was he (he was the “spare” just in case) and then in comparison Trudeau is still young. You could compare McCain and Biden same generation and both Senators (at one time), which you do.
pscheck2
young Joe Bidden! As far as looks go, its Trudeau, but he looks too effete to make him the object of your fantasy!
Berkleyguy
They’re both smoking hot
Juanjo
Trudeau is smoking hot.