Phew! For a while we worried that Rick Santorum was going soft on conservative moral issues like allowing teh gays to have buttsecks in private. But never fear. If elected President of the United States of Advertising, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex would do his best to ensure a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage so each state will have identical marriage laws—never mind that whole pesky states’ rights thing. What a prince!
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Don’t Worry, Rick Santorum Still Wants to Ban Your Gay Marriage
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Ruhlmann
splat!
Elloreigh
“so each state will have identical marriage laws”
They tried this before and failed, so they reworded the amendment to only control federal recognition of marriage. And that failed to.
They only way they’re ever going to get an amendment that takes away the power of states to regulate marriage is if they have a Republican president, supermajorities in both houses of Congress, and the composition of those majorities being social conservatives, not merely fiscal conservatives. Plus they might need to pack the Supreme Court with socially conservative ideologues before any possible challenge arises to the amendment.
I rather doubt that’s going to happen. Santorum suffered one of the biggest defeats ever for an incumbent when the people of Pennsylvania finally tossed him out of office. His presidential campaign is an exercise in ego, nothing more.
TheRealAdam
Huckabee 2.0?
What a sack of neanderthal shit. There’s no absolutely no excuse for this stance other than homophobia and bigotry. Marriage equality doesn’t “change how society functions.” It DOES provide an equal basis for all citizens for equal protection under the law.
That fucking tool…
robert in NYC
This clown is going nowhere fast. He’s right up there with fellow Tea Party scumbaggers Palin, Pawlenty and Bachmann. If Romney gets the nod, dumb gay republicans will probably vote for Romney, another anti same-sex marriage hater who supports DOMA. At least Obama doesn’t and is wrestling with SSM which shows his brain evolves, albeit slow, but none do in the GOP. They all vote in lockstep with the Tea Party from whom they’re taking their marching orders. No independent thought it that party let alone any intellectual curiosity, ditto the Civil Libertarians (republicans at heart). Voting for Ron Paul is like pissing in the wind. I’m a Green but when it comes to the general election, I’ll vote for an imperfect democrat evey time. At least the majority of them, including Anthony Weiner, don’t run campaigns based on hate, denying rights, repealing women’s right to choose,and that pro-family values garbage they pretend to believe in but seldom live by.
Look what that slimebag David Vitter did. Committed five crimes of moral turpitude when he solicited five escort prostitutes, had sex with them, two of whom he called directly from the floor of the House to set up sex trysts; and what does he get, no calls for his resignation but returns to the floor of the House and receives a standing ovation from his GOP cronies. Their hypocrisy is astounding! And that other slimey asshole, Eric Cantor when asked about Vitter’s crimes, said..”it’s a family matter”. Yet he’s asking Weiner to resign? PLEASE!
wv_andy
We need to make sure the definition (thanks Dan Savage!) still comes up at the top of the list when “Santorum” is googled. Any suggestions?
christopher di spirito
I’m so sick and tired of Rick Santorum and his schtick. I wish him a debilitating disease like MS so he will will go away and suffer for the next 10 years.
Is that harsh?
TMikel
Might he be a closet princess? Me thinks he does protest too much. He seems really obsessed with gay sex and how many straight men who are comfortable with their sexuality spend this much time and energy on something that most people do only a few [relatively] minutes a day?
delurker
gay cons on this site adore him.
ewe
Santorum is a waste of good air.