The Equality Riders woke up to some naughty obscenities after a group of punk haters went wacko with some lipstick. The gay activists on wheels had just kicked off their second annual tour and stopped by Dordt College in Sioux City, Iowa.
In case you’re not up on all the activist gossip, the Soulforce Equality Ride tours the country and goes to universities to discuss “the damaging effects of homophobic doctrine, the false notion that lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender identities are sick and sinful”. That is, why butt fuckers and carpet muncher won’t be rotting in hell. Dordt College students seem to think otherwise, for among the graffiti one can see some scrawling that appears to say, “God doesn’t like gay feary [sic] fucks”.
They also left images of penises and this image to the right. We think it’s supposed to be a vagina, a hypothesis founded on nothing but the fact that it was right next to the aforementioned penis. If it is meant to be a vagina, it’s not a very good rendition. Also, why did they put a vagina next to a penis? Shouldn’t the vagina go with another vagina?
Oh well, best not to expect too much from such a brood. The haters, however, guaranteed a spot in our annal of queer graffiti: Yeah, Spray It!
Too bad it wasn’t under better circumstances, huh?
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phil
Oh my gosh, this is just like the bus scene in Priscilla Queen Of The Desert…
audiored
Dordt College is in Sioux CENTER not Sioux CITY. http://www.dordt.edu
here is a map, since I know you east coasters are geographically challenged. =P
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=sioux+center,+ia&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=11&ll=43.054841,-96.085052&spn=0.357233,0.86792&om=1&iwloc=addr
Loki
Since you guys sound so sad about no one sending in queer graffiti, I’ll start writing on walls again… This will require a bottle of whisky and one of those huge sharpies.
Flipside
I’ve seen the pictures of the bus vandalism on all the blogs, but no one has shown a picture of the Dordt College staff washing the windows, and likewise, no one mentioned that they volunteered to do so after hearing about the incident that occurred at the motel overnight.
Hickory Standard
[..]Today, the riders landed on Dordt College in Sioux Center, IA. Hickory Standard staff has been in touch with the Director of Public Relations for Dordt, Mr. Norlan De Groot. We were curious what the college had to say about the vandalism. Mr. De Groot stated that the college was considering the events surrounding the Equality Ride to be an internal affair and not one “news worthy.†However, he did go on record as saying that the President of Dordt College, Dr. Carl E. Zylstra, “expressed his sincerest apologies and regrets to the riders for what happened to them today.â€[..]
moj
Apparently, these fuckwits last saw a vagina when they were teenagers, raping their kid sisters. Uh, unless we women are obsessed with looking like a pre-teen, we tend to have hair more areas.
Dave
I guess these pube boys thought they were being macho or something. In the process they’ve destroyed the reputation of the college.