Ousted one-term congressman Madison Cawthron might be exiting Washington, D.C. soon, but his BFF Bo Hines appears poised to take his place as the youngest, most inexperienced, most unqualified member of the U.S. House.
Rolling Stone just ran a profile about him titled “Bo Hines Has Big Madison Cawthorn Energy — And Might Win Republicans the House” and, honestly, ugh.
The twice-married 27-year-old trust fund baby is a former college football player turned GOP nominee for the U.S. House in North Carolina’s 13th congressional district, and FiveThirtyEight projects he will likely win in his race against 46-year-old two-term state senator Wiley Nickel.
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Like his buddy Cawthorn, Hines had almost no experience in politics when he decided to run for office. He’s a pro-Trump, anti-LGBTQ, election-denying conservative who doesn’t have a job and loves to fearmonger about the country being “under assault from the Authoritarian Left.”
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His NRCC profile states:
Bo Hines is the best choice to defend our shared conservative values – creating an attractive environment for job creators to create good-paying jobs, defending our individual liberties and freedoms from a tyrannical bureaucracy, returning educational decision-making power to parents, fighting to secure our borders, and protecting the unborn.
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Per Rolling Stone:
Nickel and Hines are running against each other in a race to represent North Carolina’s 13th district. If every district in America were ranked in order from most Republican to most Democratic, it’s the one that would land dead-center. That makes it an almost laboratory-perfect setting for a race pitting a flame-throwing Trump-endorsed political neophyte against an experienced, if anodyne, Obama-era Democrat. In an election where Democrats are clinging to a thin majority, it is one of the races most likely to decide whether the country will continue its doom spiral, reliving the 2016 election every few years for the rest of our lives.
That sounds a bit dramatic, but also not totally outside the realm of possibility.
If Republicans win the House, they’ve already said what people can expect: Kevin McCarthy will most likely become Speaker of the House. Marjorie Taylor Greene will get her her committee assignments back. There will be lots of bullsh*t investigations into things like Hunter Biden’s laptop. And most, if not all, of President Biden’s agenda will be blocked for the final two years of his term.
Early voting in North Carolina is already underway.
With the election a little over a week away, here’s what folx on Twitter are saying about Hines…
“To call [@BoHines] a Madison Cawthorn clone is an insult to Madison Cawthorn. He is much worse. He is just everything that’s wrong with our country wrapped up into a 27-year-old trust fund kid.” #NC13https://t.co/YDg9IfaK56
— DCCC (@dccc) October 27, 2022
Bo Hines is Madison Cawthorn with a trust fund and a little more polish. Keep him out.
— DJM417 (@DJM4171) October 26, 2022
Greetings from the House of Representatives, where Madison Cawthorn is getting a little jump on the move-out today pic.twitter.com/XxL97AaJ0C
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) October 26, 2022
Bo Hines the new not improved Madison Cawthorn. What a joke. #votebeasley keep NC safe and fair.
— aggie4552 (@aggie4552) October 20, 2022
I live in Wilmington NC. The entire state deserves better representation at all levels of government. Republicans want to turn the clock back to the 1700s.
— Nina Herzog ☮️ (@ancestrygeek) October 24, 2022
Me and who? (This is Congressman Madison Cawthorn in case you don’t recognize) pic.twitter.com/25wbWjJCp3
— simpleduckman (@simpleduckman) October 23, 2022
What has Bo Hines accomplished? At the age of 27, three universities and two wives. Anything else?
— Drain the WH (@DraintheWH) October 26, 2022
Bo Hines must lose.
— ℌ ♀️ (@TheBellBitch) October 27, 2022
CatholicXXX
White – check
Attractive – check
Well, that checks all the boxes that makes him relevant.
Yooper
Attractive only if you like plucked eyebrows and a shaved chest, which, grant you, a lot of people find attractive.
abfab
Not for nothing, but some people should pay attention to good grooming, but I know what you’re saying. A more natural looking man is what most? of us desire, search out, find and marry.
Kangol2
You forgot “Rich” – check
V O M I T A C I O U S !!!
inbama
” loves to fearmonger about the country being ‘under assault from the Authoritarian Left.’”
We have handed Republicans all these school board issues on a silver platter. I’m praying Dems can take both houses in November, but it’s looking bad. 50 years of successful gay activism down the drain thanks to Lia Thomas and the Pronoun Police
Diplomat
That’s partially true however, there’s the lack of scientists coming forward and discussing the tainted food supply, mainly Gmos, that is the cause of trans and non binary humans. But then understanding is not a strong suit when chaos is much more popular.
abfab
@ imbama
I would say it’s do to the fact that you pray. As we all know, that never works in politics or after a mass shooting. Pronoun Police? Where the hell are you from?
abfab
@ diplomat
Where does one even begin addressing you? A sicko…..there, that was easy enough.
Cam
I love how the right wing troll account thinks people don’t know that it always comes in with another screename to back up it’s posts.
LOL, as always, your trolling is sad and weak.
Brian
“These school board issues” are mostly lies.
When Mike Pence claimed that most kindergarten teachers are teaching CRT, he was lying. It’s not most. It’s none at all.
Librarians aren’t “pedos” or “groomers” either. Again, just lies.
You’re way too gullible. People like you need to stop voting. Just stay at home with your tinfoil hat, and let the rest of us live in peace.
matthewLOVESchad
I couldnt agree with you more.
I’m 33 yo and have been happily married for the past 8 years. My husband and I kind of unplugged from the community a few years ago (6 years+/-) to focus on us, our careers, etc. LET ME TELL YOU, the community we left and the community that we’ve seeing lately are not the same.
I miss 2004-2015s LGBT community, RIP. (Oh also we lost an icon 2 days ago! Lesley Jordan passed away, I adore him, he will be missed RIP LJ)
novadude
Since Bo Hines is anti-queer, what does he say about Madison’s assistant grabbing his crotch or him face-f*cking his own cousin?
Honestly! The ability of “conservatives” to compartmentalize things (and be hypocritical in the process) is literally unbounded.
What do they “conserve”, exactly? It’s just not clear.
And Hine’s ears? We call them handles. He’s about as straight as I am.
Diplomat
Those guys will fk and sk each other to the moon. Just “don’t say gay”. With the rediculous alphabet soup, I don’t blame them!
abfab
@ diplomat
The word is ridiculous. As in you.
RIGay
“I was drunk! It was harmless! All just in fun!” Shame that the days where “taking a wide stance” in the men’s room would have instantly forced resignation in shame are over. Now we gotta live with these schmucks until they get Primaried out.
Joshua333
Wait 2 wives at 27 and yet he’s anti-LGBTQ+, I guess conservatives just don’t see adultery and lying as a sin.
Kangol2
“Sanctity of marriage” blah blah. Typical, hypocritical GQP crap!
spunkfunker
And just like Maddy he will take his turn in the sex swing at the next coke fuled orgy with a smile on his pretty face.
abfab
Have you ever seen a more tacky (right wing) way to display one’s brik-a-brak (endless crap destined for the yard sales) and trophy wife photos of the many kids you spawned in your life, gold plated, purchased from the K Mart down the road?
Effing white trash.
Harry Bush
So sad to read this inaccurate story the youngest potential new member of Congress is a 25 year old man in Orlando, Maxwell Frost.
still_onthemark
True! He’s a great candidate and very likely to win in his solidly Democratic district. You need to be 25 to be a member of congress (says Constitution) and he started running when he was 24.
Godabed
I don’t find Nazis attractive, I don’t care what anyone says. Stop giving them press. The amount of Madison Cawdroppings coverage on this site was insane. It was not gay or queer news at all.
Cam
The guy gives me major “Wants to be a drag queen but too scared to try” energy.
Diplomat
It’s actually pesticides such as glyphosate (Round Up) sprayed onto gmos and other plants right B4 harvesting to dry wheat oats corn faster for a rush to market that are the culprits.
A human embryo contains male and female chromosomes. These pesticides cause the DNA of both sexes in some cases, to merge in the mother’s womb instead of having one dominate and silence the other, nature’s way therefore, not prevailing, hence androgeny trans non-binary mixed sexes girls in puberty at 8 years old, fertility drop etc.
There is much documentation online for those wanting to do the research.
My heart goes out to those who have been affected by Mankind’s greed in this way.