When trying to debunk allegations of weirdness, it probably isn’t best to carry around cups of imaginary semen!
Supporters of JD Vance, outraged at Democrats for characterizing their favored candidate as a social misfit, have taken to honoring his sperm. Many of them were carrying around JD Vance’s “Full Family Kit” at an event this past weekend, in an apparent nod to his fertility.
Both men and women, including some couples, participated in the bizarre and, frankly, creepy ritual.
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Babe wake up, MAGA is carrying around JD Vance jizz cups. pic.twitter.com/e7lmfJA2EI
— Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) August 18, 2024
Sweet fancy Moses they’re really doing the weird JD Vance jizz cup thing to own the libs pic.twitter.com/KczIHAFDBG
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) August 18, 2024
“Don’t call us weird” then proceeds to carry around JD Vance jizz cups pic.twitter.com/yGSIjHeCyq
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) August 18, 2024
The MAGA movement’s embrace of Vance’s seminal fluid appears to be in reference to the VP hopeful’s now-infamous remarks about “childless cat ladies” and people who don’t have children. Shortly after Trump selected Vance as his #2, his broadsides against “childless” women resurfaced, including comments he made on Tucker Carlson‘s show in 2021.
Vance argued the U.S. is run by “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.”
In addition to alienating voters, Vance’s chauvinistic comments have become a rallying cry for Kamala Harris and her female (and queer) supporters. “Childless cat lady” shirts are ubiquitous in Fire Island and Provincetown this August!
“It’s just a basic fact – you look at Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, AOC – the entire future of the Democrats is controlled by people without children,” he said (Pete and his husband Chasten have twins, btw).
“How does it make any sense that we’ve turned our country over to people who don’t really have a direct stake in it?,” Vance added.
Rather than rally the masses, Vance’s mean-spirited words appear to be repelling them. Polls show the Ohio senator is the least liked VP pick of the 21st century… even more than Sarah Palin. His net favorability rating is -9.3%!
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Overall, Kamala Harris is blowing past Trump in both battleground state and national polls. The latest New York Times/Siena poll, which previously showed Joe Biden trailing Trump by a widening margin, shows Kamala is edging Trump in multiple battlegrounds, including Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona and North Carolina. (Democrats haven’t won North Carolina since 2008.)
Nationally, Kamala leads Trump by 3-6%.
Trump’s numbers are falling so rapidly, his campaign is now decrying the polls as–you guessed it–fake. On Sunday, Vance suggested pollsters are trying to discourage Republicans from voting.
“The media uses fake polls to drive down Republican turnout and to create dissension and conflict with Republican voters. I’m telling you, every single person who’s watching this, the Trump campaign is in a very, very good spot. We’re gonna win this race,” he said on Fox News.
While Vance’s denial of reality is pathetic, his excuses pale in comparison to remarks he made about Kamala in the same interview. When trying to assail her fiscal policy (polls show voters also trust Harris more on the economy than Trump), Vance invoked… Jeffrey Epstein?
“Giving Kamala Harris control over inflation policy, Shannon, it’s like giving Jeffrey Epstein control over human trafficking policy,” he told Fox News host Shannon Bream. “The American people are much smarter than that. They don’t buy the idea that Kamala Harris represents a fresh start.”
Weird thing to say when your boss used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein. pic.twitter.com/HJWCCe7uoV
— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) August 18, 2024
Ghosts of Epstein and his notorious private plane, the “Lolita Express,” have already come back to haunt Trump this election cycle. Last week, Trump used the convicted sex offender’s old jet when his plane was grounded in Montana due to mechanical issues. (A Trump campaign official said the campaign received the plane from its private jet vender, and would try to avoid using the plane in the future.)
Though Trump denies he ever flew on the “Lolita Express,” flight logs released in 2021 indicate he was a passenger on several occasions. Trump carried on a long relationship with Epstein; and at one point, was fond of the disgraced financier.
“I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy,” Trump told New York Magazine in 2002. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
Morning Joe dug up footage of Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein at Mar-a-Lago in 1992 pic.twitter.com/3T4l2enrqc
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 17, 2019
One of Epstein’s many perverted predilections was his desire to “seed the human race,” which brings us back to the Vance semen cups. Trump supporters appear to be mocking couples who experience fertility issues, such as Democratic VP hopeful Tim Walz and his wife, Gwen.
The Minnesota governor, who’s way more popular than Vance, has been open about the couple’s struggles to conceive. They had their first child in 2001, after years of trying.
“This is very personal for my wife and I. When Gwen and I decided to have children, we went through years of fertility treatments,” Walz told a crowd in Wisconsin this month. “I remember each night praying that the call was going to come and it was going to be good news. The phone would ring, tenseness in my stomach, and then the agony when you heard the treatments hadn’t worked.”
With that apparent dig in mind, Trump supporters’ infatuation with Vance’s ejaculations is even more sinister. It is weird, creepy and mean; otherwise known as the MAGA trifecta!
I just saw the words “JD Vance jizz cup” so I am just going to call this day a wash and go back to bed. See y’all tomorrow.
— clay🌴🥥n (@dfwclayton) August 18, 2024
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still_onthemark
??? – Regular non-insane people tend to associate a jizz cup with artificial insemination, i.e. IVF (that supposedly bad thing JD wants to outlaw). I immediately thought of Joey on Friends trying to make a little extra money with his “swimmers.”
They obviously care much more about “owning the libs” than they do about actually winning the election. At best, this will mystify and disgust independents. And as a lib and a childless cat dude, I don’t feel “owned” at all!
Kangol2
Very weird and creepy but what else should anyone expect from today’s DJT MAGA GOP?
Jim
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder
GayEGO
Wow! What a weirdo!
Eternal.Cowboy
I guess this is better than DJT belittling Medal of Honor recipients.
abfab
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The actor and producer Wilson Cruz, speaking at an L.G.B.T.Q. caucus event organized by the Human Rights Campaign at the D.N.C., told a room of delegates and supporters that future generations would look back at this campaign for whether voters chose a ticket that supports gay and transgender rights, or “did we sit back and let the planet’s last best hope shrivel up and die under the thumb of a man, an administration and a Republican Party that works to erase and shame us from the public square?”
Woody
DJT never shamed me. Then again, I’m not a victim constantly looking for offence and validity.
RIGay
To think this all started with JD at a frat party, walking through the frat house looking at the women and going “JD Vance, I want in your pants!” complete with a wink and finger guns.
CNY1983
any friend of trump junior is a lead sinker.
no matter how hard he tries and ditto the old man, they fail at everything.
abfab
Now woody is thirsty…take sip girl.