Gay men are not a monolith. Neither are millennials. To that end, we made sure this article is based entirely off empirical data and extensive, peer-reviewed research. And by that, we mean stereotypes. So take everything you read from here on out with a big grain of gay salt (which you’ll find in the kitchen next to a bougie French press that costs more than some homes).
Here are eleven things you’ll absolutely see in every gay millennial man’s home…
A framed print, coffee mug, magnet for the fridge…make no mistake, Keith will make an appearance, and we’re here for it.
“He’s gay, but he has a special connection to classical musical,” we tell guests about the snake plant we’ll forget about and kill by next month. “There are many things that are interesting about him.”
Do gay people know other coffee table books exist? Are you sure?
Her face is blurry in one and she’s blinking in another, but Guncle Matt’s biceps were popping, so…¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What? It’s clean, timeless, and elegant! Plus, Chip and Joanna Gaines could never. (Actually they do… probably way too much.)
No straight people will know that’s Margo Leadbetter from The Good Life on that pillow, and most gays won’t either.
And, yes, Ruth Barker Ginsburg gets treated better than every human in our life, naturally.
Bad lighting is homophobic.
Our maps of Boston and Seattle had been prominently displayed in the living room back in 2012 but have since been demoted to the bedroom hallway, now that everyone and their mom had the same idea.
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Okay, so what’s nine out of eleven?
barryaksarben
Not one. I do have tons of pics of nieces and nephews but i see them almost every weekend. Insulting list